Ruby here. How are you? Good? Glad to hear. What's new with me, you ask? Well, Mouse continues to ruin my life in so many ways. Why am I being so dramatic, you say? I am not. See for yourself.
I know what you're thinking, Erica: "As soon as Ruby steps away..." Don't even think about it. I am onto you.
The second I do step away...
Which part of "This is MY bowl" don't you understand, Mouse???